Welcome to Ph03nix New Media’s website. We make games. How you found us is a mystery - we know the 0 (zero) and 3 (three) are tricky.

If you were born before 1980, we're hoping you're an investor.  Please come by for a visit.  We have good business for you.

What's up with your website? It's pretty... ummm... basic?

100%. but we’re busy focusing on things that matter to the over 1,600,000 people who have played our games. The team is really worried that we'd lose Jon to way more Photo Ops, conferences, speaking events, media mentions, etc.  We're kind of hoping this website will make most people pay less attention to us.

Try TRZZonline (Our main product)

Try Curse of the Pharaoh II (Our latest casual game)

Think you want a job? Click here to see how much we hate our employees.

Want to get in touch? email us here.

Our business plan in 5 points: Competitors, earmuff hands.

1) Find the best place in the world to start a games company.

2) Use Canada’s natural abundance in hockey sticks to make our revenue curves.

3) Our earnings are inversely correlated to the number of pirates. Thus, we will take advantage of the long term market trend in the reduction of pirates. Note that the increase in Somalian pirate activity may negatively impact earnings.

4) Work really hard on the software version of cycling down low, because that’s how we’ll win.

5) Use grit and determination to win against all odds. Cuz that's what we do here.

we don't even want you to follow us on twitter: @ph03nix